We are at the edge of our freedom struggle. Our journey has been short and superficial. We run away from our destined fate, something which no other freedom movement had to face.
A decade of lazy talking to fix an out of the box question of Tamil nationality has changed the mindset of Sinhalese leadership. They have soundly dealt with our baseless act bringing hope and justice to the ever deceitful Tamils.
Had it not been for the quick and fast Sinhalese deliverance, the Tamils in my Foxy kingdom would still be served with a daily diet of rape, sexual harassment, murders and military offensive to fulfill my immortal megalomaniac instincts.
We have always preferred war to a peaceful solution thereby digging our own grave. Our atheistic, ravanistic dogmas and refusal to broaden our thinking has left us buried in the muck, to hear the foot thumping of peace loving, victorious Sinhalese dancing above.
Our double dealings began the day we were born. How can I forget our honeymoon with the RAW that continues still but remains under wraps? Our foot dragging with the Norwegian Mediator and peace loving regimes of Wickeramasinghe, Bandaranayake and Rajapakse were all measures meant to buy time for our crafty designs. We never allowed the dove of peace to fly freely.
I must say thanks to Rajapakse for bringing to an end this fundamentally flawed dual war and peace approach propagated by me. I have finally been spared this political absurdity, the credit for which goes to the brave, courageous and farsighted approach taken by the President. I shall also be spared that useless expenditure on raising a good for nothing army, navy and tiny air force which couldn’t hold its ground in face of roaring Sinhalese. Most importantly, I’ll whisk away under the shadow of RAW and dig a new ultra modern bunker somewhere in the backyard of 7 Race Course road.
A long time has elapsed since I embarked on this journey to satiate my dream of creating a Tamil Tiger kingdom. Folks I’m old and need to take a break from constantly swearing for the Tamil cause…
At this historic point of time, when the Sinhalese rejoice their victory and I prepare to hole out a bunker, I would like to express my gratitude to all the Tamil simpletons whom I bamboozled for so long. It’s high time they get their picture clear: There is No Tamil Land, There never was One, and there was only me Prabhakaran wrapped in his own self centered world…
Chill Folks...it’s just a spoof!
